A modest proposal
know that you are a good person, that you oppose violence of all kinds and that you really can't stand the suffering of others. That's why you demonstrate for the poor Palestinians, you have come to believe that in order to prevent their suffering we must give them what they want, a State of their own, poor things. And if that means that our State, the State of Israel ceases to exist, so be it. You never could really get excited about the idea of a "Jewish State," after all Jewish is supposed to mean being humanitarian and not imposing yourself on others.
But, what you fail to really comprehend is not that they oppose the State of Israel, but that they oppose you. They don't want you to exist. They don't want Jews at all, neither opposing them nor supporting them. They want to get rid of all the Jews altogether, and in that way they won't have to even worry about a Jewish State, simple, no Jews, no Jewish State.
Now I admit that does present some kind of problem, since there are about 6 million Jews living in Israel, and there are even fewer Palestinian Arabs, maybe 4.5 million. But, if they get support from the rest of the Arab world, maybe 120 million, or the rest of the Muslim world, maybe 1.2 billion people, then it shouldn't be difficult, with the help of a few nuclear warheads and a few rockets to rid themselves of most of the Jews. Of course, it would require a bit of organization, but it's been done before, there is a kind of blueprint. The Germans, with the help of most of the East Europeans, the Estonians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Poles, Russians, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovakians, the list gets longer and is quite boring, but with the help of all these peoples, the Germans showed that it could be done, as they say they established the "working principle." So following this blueprint, roving murder squads, concentration camps, gas chambers, it should be quite easy.
But, I know that you are a sensitive person and can't stand to see suffering. So in order to really help the Palestinians, why don't you do it yourself. After all, if you don't really believe you have the right to be here, why not end it all now and stop wasting time. Just commit suicide and everyone will be happy. Isn't that what you want?
But, what you fail to really comprehend is not that they oppose the State of Israel, but that they oppose you. They don't want you to exist. They don't want Jews at all, neither opposing them nor supporting them. They want to get rid of all the Jews altogether, and in that way they won't have to even worry about a Jewish State, simple, no Jews, no Jewish State.
Now I admit that does present some kind of problem, since there are about 6 million Jews living in Israel, and there are even fewer Palestinian Arabs, maybe 4.5 million. But, if they get support from the rest of the Arab world, maybe 120 million, or the rest of the Muslim world, maybe 1.2 billion people, then it shouldn't be difficult, with the help of a few nuclear warheads and a few rockets to rid themselves of most of the Jews. Of course, it would require a bit of organization, but it's been done before, there is a kind of blueprint. The Germans, with the help of most of the East Europeans, the Estonians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Poles, Russians, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovakians, the list gets longer and is quite boring, but with the help of all these peoples, the Germans showed that it could be done, as they say they established the "working principle." So following this blueprint, roving murder squads, concentration camps, gas chambers, it should be quite easy.
But, I know that you are a sensitive person and can't stand to see suffering. So in order to really help the Palestinians, why don't you do it yourself. After all, if you don't really believe you have the right to be here, why not end it all now and stop wasting time. Just commit suicide and everyone will be happy. Isn't that what you want?
posted by Jack Cohen at 9:44 AM
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