The Road to Annapolis

You remember how you enjoyed the Road shows, "The Road to Morocco," "The Road to Singapore," "The Road to Bali," now sit back and enjoy the sequel, "The Road to Annapolis," in which our hapless duo of funny men, Olmert and Abbas, replay their old roles. You remember them in the less than successful, "The Road to Madrid" 1991, "The Road to Oslo," 1993, and the most recent, "Road to Camp David" 2000. Of course, all these roads lead nowhere, but that's the idea, and remember the fun we had going along just for the ride, watching the scenery go by and enjoying the antics of the "odd couple."
No need to worry about reality, leave that behind, this is where fun and fantasy take over. See them vie for the affections of the lovely Condy, as she seductively plays the role of the head mistress of love and romance. But, her true love is Bushy the Boss, and she'll always be true to him. And lurking in the undergrowth is the evil one, Ahmed the unpronounceable, always ready with a nasty quip or two, always menacing and dangerous.
You'll rolick at the fabulous cast of supporters, Abdullah, who plays the King, and if we're lucky even Fahd the Saudi will put in a cameo appearance, just to liven things up. Finally, the big question, will "Basher" the Syrian strong man appear and show off his muscles. He's been known to lift a country, but he's very temperamental and might prefer to have somebody blown up. Watch out for his cars, they always get somebody unsuspecting.
So sit back and enjoy, the most frivolous, most pointless and most amusing game in town, the Road to Annapolis, it leads nowhere, but that's part of the fun!